Non-Veg smss

SARDAR- oh yeh roz raat ko condom use karte karte mai pareshan ho gaya hoon

SARDARNI- aakhir mein aap to bahat bekoof nikle- lamination kiun nahi karwa lete?

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LADY- I feel I have an infection in my vagina

DOCTOR- Well.... When was it that you last had sex

LADY - About 6 months back

DOCTOR - Then thant is not infection.... that's RUST

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Qs.-Who's the greatest terrorist of the World?

A.- WOMAN - Coz she has the power to collapse a tower every night

Qs.- And Who's the greatest builder?

A.- WOMAN AGAIN
Coz every night she reconstructs te tower se as just felled.

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A sardar breaks an egg to make an omelette and finds it's empty inside.Utters "Behenchhod aajkal Murga bhi condom use karane laga hai"